Count Arthur Strong - 'Somebody up there licks me' - at Princess Pavilion, Falmouth. 8pm.
Fresh from donkeys years on his award winning BBC Radio 4 series and the huge success of his BBC2 TV Show, Count Arthur Strong gets back to doing what he does best. This show!
In Somebody Up There Licks Me he'll be doing all sorts of wonderful things for you to sit there staring at as you quietly suck your Maltesers and don't get up to go to the toilet, applauding loudly at the appropriate moments.
You'll laugh, cry and the other one
Here's a personal message from Arthur himself:
'If you only buy one ticket for something this year, buy a ticket for this one twice and bring a friend. I promise you you won't regret it.
And if you do there must be something wrong with you. No refunds'
This is a Reserved Seat event
Doors 7.30pm, Starts 8.00pm
Standard : £18.90 (face value £17.50)
Concessions : £16.75 (face value £15.50)
(Prices inc Booking Fee)