‘Comedy genius that needs to be performed every year until the apocalypse!’ - Cornwall Live

‘Christmas.Time’ is a musical comedy for all the family, and year after year proves a festive and fantastically funny Christmas offering from Near-ta Theatre. The Alverton invites you to their very special performance on Boxing Day at 6:30pm to bring festive cheer to all. With light refreshments available in the bar and restaurant, pull up a pew, sip on homemade mulled wine and get in the Christmas spirit at The Alverton.

About Christmas. Time.

Charlie and Toby are feeling low, and why wouldn’t they? It’s Christmas Day and they’re serving time at Her Majesty’s pleasure. But why shouldn’t they be having a Merry Christmas in spite of their incarceration? What’s stopping them from creating Christmas around them? Absolutely nothing! And so they set off on their festival of carols, Claus, Christ and custody…

Join them on a fantastical adventure through Dickens, pantomime, musicals, Christmas dinner and festive films! See as they build a wonderfully Merry Christmas with songs, snowmen and lots of laughs in this truly festive show that puts the ‘cell’ firmly back in ‘celebration’.